DEATH CORP

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DEATH CORP RESERVES THE RIGHT TO TERMINATE ANY AND ALL EXPERIENCES AT ANYTIME, FOR ANYONE AND FOR ANY REASON. LITTLE TO NO WARNING WILL BE GIVEN TO ALL CONSUMERS AND LIVING LIFE FORMS IN THIS AND ALL REALMS THAT DEATH CORP HAS AN OPERATING LICENSE. 

NO EXPERIENCE IS SUBJECT TO RULES AND TERMS OUTSIDE OF THIS AGREEMENT. ONCE LIVING EVERY EXPERIENCE IS TO BE TERMINATED AT THE END OF ITS NATURAL CYCLE IF TERMINATION DOES NOT OCCUR THROUGH EXPERIENCES WITHIN SAID CYCLE.

ALL BUILDING MATERIALS ARE TO BE RETURNED TO THEIR PLACE OF ORIGIN WITHIN YOUR REALM AND ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH YOU TO ANY OTHER EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE OF YOUR MEAT SACK SIMULATION. ANY ATTEMPT TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU LOOKING LIKE A FOOL ONCE YOU'VE ENDED YOUR PROJECTED SIMULATION.

DEATH CORP IS ALL THERE WAS, ALL THERE HAS EVER BEEN AND ALL THAT THERE WILL BE.  WHERE THERE IS LIFE DEATH CORP IS THE FIRST TO ARRIVE! WITH DEATH CORP YOU ARE NEVER ALONE. AS ONE OF ITS TRILLIONS OF MANY ZILLIONS OF LIFE FORMS YOU TOO ARE A VALUED PART OF OUR FOREVER GROWING AND DYING MAMMAL TRIBAL UNIT.

 

WE STAND UNITED BY ALL OUR SIMILAR VALUES AND TRADITIONS WHICH ALLOW US TO SEPERATE OURSELVES FROM OTHER INFERIOR LIFE FORMS AND THEIR VALUES. WE POSITION OURSELVES IN-LINE WITH WHATEVER VALUES YOU HOLD CLOSE TO YOUR IDENTITY AS A WARM BLOODED MAMMAL.  HERE AT DEATH CORP WE VALUE YOUR CONSUMPTION WHILE ALIVE. WE ENCOURAGE A HYDRATED LIFE SO THAT YOU MAY LIVE LONG AND INCREASE YOUR CONSUPTION OVER YOUR LIFETIME. DEATH CORP IS A PROUD SPONSOR OF THE ARTS.

 

WITH DEATH CORP YOU CAN EXPECT US TO BE THERE WHEN ABSOLUTELY NOONE ELSE IS AND OR CAN HELP YOU. WE ARE THE FINAL LINE FROM THIS REALITY AND REALM INTO THE VOID IN WHICH YOU CAN VISIT ONE OF OUR MANY KIOS CUSTOMER CONSUMPTION STATIONS. FREE HARD SUGAR SHAPED AS CUTE ADOLESECENT MAMMALS WITH EVERY TIMESHARE BOOKED IN DECEMBER FOR SECTIONS 2B SOULS PEAK AND 6-ABSENT THE SAND CLUTCHES OF EAST SOLEST. BOOKING AVAILABLE IMMIDATELY AFTER MEAT SACK SIMULATION EXPERIENCE HAS COMMENCED. 

NO REFUNDS.

- A TRUSTED DEATH CORP EMPLOYEE